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Adventure travel in the Blue Ridge

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Jun. 14th, 2010 | 05:38 pm
mood: mischievousmischievous

It was noon in a small town in the Southern mountains.  In the local cafe, a tourist couple were eating lunch.  At another table, two hillbillies discussed the fine points of their respective moonshine operations.

Suddenly, the tourist lady got a piece of meat stuck in her throat. One of the hillbillies noticed immediately that something was wrong. He walked over.

"Kin ya swaller?" he asked her.  She shook her head: no.  "Kin ya breathe?"  Again, she shook her head, more weakly, and her face was already turning a little blue.

The hillbilly hero wasted no more time.  He pulled her to her feet. He pulled up her skirt.  He pulled down her drawers.  He planted a big, wet stroke with his tongue on her right buttock.

The lady was so shocked that she had a spasm, which propelled the stuck piece of meat right out of her throat.  The emergency was over.

Her rescuer returned to his own table.  "Ya know," his lunch partner said, "ah heard tell of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never actually seed it done."

Note:

Other forms of this joke can be found in various places around the Web.  One of them is at http://www.funnyhub.com/jokes/pages/hindlick-maneuver.html.


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